There's a phrase I bet you've never heard before.

"Embedding neodynium magnets in monkey butts."

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

 
Whoever it is that says "It Just Works" about Macs should really tell that to my copy of Final Cut. It keeps crashing out when I try to add multiple transition effects to a static image :-P

 

NSFW NSFW NSFW :)

( Ever seen an elephant fuck a rabbit? )

 
They've been building people up for a week about their "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT" and the most restrained people were guessing it had to do with a dark matter discovery.

Turns out it's just another fucking supernova.

Seriously, guys. If you make an announcement that "in a week we're going to announce something huge that we've been looking for for 50 years," it better actually BE huge to more people than just giggling cosmologists.

FAIL.

 
Stolen from atpaw...

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The Large Hadron Collider is already bending space/time.

http://www.lhcountdown.com/

The countdown timer says that activation is in 17 hours time if you're in Australia on the East Coast...

33 hours time, says triggur

26 hours time, says wruf

One presumes that it's meant to go off of local time for the LHC (+1 hour from wruf), which would put it at 25 hours to go.

Well, just in case a black hole does form inside the LHC - you've all been great friends, and I appreciate that.

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Maybe the LHC guys should stick to high energy physics and not venture into web design. :)

 
This makes me giggle every time I see it.

The USAF's new stealth fighter:

 
Imma steal this from tekfox because it's more awesome than he needs.

Poll #1186238 Flossing Detritus
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Flossing-generated detritus:

 
Ennio Marchetto is a gay Italian performer who makes all of his costumes and props out of paper.

 
Gary and I watched tekfox and lonewolf_csu in their playoff hockey game last night, but they were playing against the Chik-Fil-A team, which had 3 people in cow fursuits cheering for them, so frankly I wasn't sure who to root for.

I mean Tek's team didn't have cool fursuits. On the other hand, they're not fundy fuckbags, either. Choices, choices...

In the end, they won 4 to 2. Yay! Now they need a fursuit mascot of their own. ^.^

 
WTF.

An actual book for sale on Amazon:


I think the title is somewhat redundant. Take a look at this Venn diagram:

 
1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme:


Originally my grandmother's car, it literally spent its entire life in a garage. It was in fantastic condition. If I recall, it had something like 37,000 miles on it.

When I moved to Boulder, I gave it to my younger brother.

By coincidence, as I pulled up to his dorm to deliver it, I farted a terrific fart into the driver's seat.

I got out and visited with him for a bit before he was to drive me back to my place.

He plopped down in the driver's seat and fluffed the fart back out. He literally gagged and had to get out and let it air out for a few minutes, swearing the entire time. I couldn't stop laughing.

Less than a year later he sold the car to someone for way less than it was worth. :(

I like to think these events are unrelated, however.

 
Courtesy of foofers...



I can't stop laughing.

 
[xxxxxxxx 12:18] Santyth says "Triggur++; // rickrolling a blind guy"

 
My Urban Dictionary definition is still the #1 hit on Google for "Productive Fart"^*.

C'MON PEOPLE! Use the phrase at least three times this week, slipping it into polite conversation.

Thank you.

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^* Think "productive cough," except the other end.

 
tekfox and lonewolf_csu were both intense and tenacious on the ice.

 
What strange timing.

We were just having a conversation about Freddie Mercury and what a frigging genius he was, and how enough time has passed since his death that they could get away with doing a biopic on him...

... only to find out they're thinking about doing just that.

...with Johnny Depp as Freddie Mercury.

(Though I heard they're now leaning toward Sacha Baron Cohen).

Still.

I'd watch it.

Sadly, at the time of Mercury's death, I remember how overnight my friends went from "WOO QUEEN RULES!" to "Fuckin' faggot." Sigh.

<3

 
Good fun with good friends.

Brad & Andrew brought "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" season 1 and 2 DVD's. It was remarkably funny!

Well, Season 1 was. Danny DeVito completely fucked the show up with Season 2; it's still got its moments, but nothing like the awesome vibe of season 1.

Tek & Dire came to decorate the furniture with their mere existence. All was good.

 
Stretched end to end, the human GI tract is almost 37 kilometers long.

True fact.